Now, we know these strains won’t REALLY exist, and don’t REALLY give you awesome powers and abilities. But, let’s pretend they DO. Just for a moment. 

Which strain would you pick: 

1. Mind Meld is a citrusy sativa hybrid packs quite the punch with 800% THC, offering a cerebral head high that enables you to read people’s minds for however long the effects last. Pack a bowl, light up, and see what people have to say. 
2. Commonly called “Bird’s Eye View”, this sativa gives you the ability to fly! This strain has a woodsy flavor and aroma, with strong undertones of cherry and sweet berries. It’s definitely delicious, and boasts a THC level of 539.7%, but people usually smoke this one for the flying ability.
3. Another sativa, Cranium has 972% THC, so watch out for those munchies! This is a great dessert strain, holding a sweet flavor that tastes a lot like cake batter – – and it smells  just as incredible. Take a hit off this, and you’ll be using 75% more brain power! Just imagine all the neat things you can do once you have a smoke sesh with this Cranium strain!
4. The only indica out of the bunch, Now You Don’t is calming and gives a full-body relaxation . . . as well as full-body invisibility! Smoke on this lemon-citrus strain, with its 420.3% THC, and you’ll be completely invisible. 

Which strain would YOU pick? 

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